Monday, August 1, 2016

Royal mail can be a royal pain

Mail carriers in the UK have it rough sometimes.  There are houses here with names like "Birchwood" and "The Old Palace," house numbers that seem to follow no logical pattern, and even streets that randomly change names right in the middle just so more people get the joy of having "Number 1" on their door.  Actually, they'll usually spell it out as "one" rather than putting the number.  So, it must be a rough job figuring out just where everything goes.  

However, there is one practice the mail carriers must stop.  If there is a package larger than the mail slot and no one is home to take it, they deliver it to another house.  I am not comfortable with this policy at all, but it seems to be standard practice here.  The carriers don't ask if I know or trust my neighbors, they just give my package to anyone who answers the door and says "okay, I'll take it."  Firstly, it's rude to impose upon a neighbor without asking.  More importantly, it's rude to assume I'm okay with imposing upon a neighbor without asking me.  This isn't unique to the Royal Mail.  UPS does the same thing, but they've given me the extra pleasure of calling me during delivery, discovering that I am strangely at work at noon, hearing me tell them explicitly not to give my package to any neighbor, then ignoring me and doing it anyway.  I called that person's boss and complained on that one, and the boss thought I was weird for not wanting my package delivered to a stranger.  

If they cannot find a neighbor, they put it in a delivery center for me to come pick up.  That is perfectly understandable and acceptable.  Why that isn't the default is a mystery to me.  Perhaps the British are such friendly people that they can't imagine why anyone would not be great friends with his/her neighbors.  Maybe I'm a schmuck for having no desire to knock on every door nearby to make sure it's okay for them to hold onto my brand new electronics.  Maybe it makes a lot more sense now why so many of my colleagues have mail delivered to work.  

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